I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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