she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize