is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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