that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
