her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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