nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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