it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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