you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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