We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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