Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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