He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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