Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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