i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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