just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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