Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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