He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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