Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
nutella sex= disaster
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.