all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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