College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me