well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday