I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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