Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian