How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.