I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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