brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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