so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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