Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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