hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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