wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
When are your genitals available?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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