Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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