I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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