i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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