ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You were trust falling into bushes
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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