Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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