whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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