To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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