I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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