i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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