I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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