I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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