; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I have post one night stand depression
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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