Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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