her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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