She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i will never coherently bang her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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