your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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