I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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