is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.