in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.