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(337): View more from Louisiana

I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.

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(818): View more from California

So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?

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(585): View more from New York

Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo

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(315): View more from New York

thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.

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(806): View more from Texas

I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind

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