I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind