summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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