No subtext here. People are naked.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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