if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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