WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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