I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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