Are we in a gay sports bar?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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