Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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