Fuck appropriateness.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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